The Mystery Tweak Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.