The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.