The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.
- Mahomes tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.