The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.