The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Ref: "Number Mahomes, that's a flag." Mahomes: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.