The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.