The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Mahomes will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.