The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.