The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Joe Burrow
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- Rashee Rice
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.