The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.