The Bad Snap Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.