The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.
- Mahomes tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.