The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.