The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.