The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.