The Phantom Flag Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brown's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.