The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.