The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.