The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Brown catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.