The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.