The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.