The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.