The Phantom Flag Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.