The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jonathan Taylor
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.