The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.