The Hamstring Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.