The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.