The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.