The Phantom Flag Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.