The Hamstring Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.