The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.