The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.