The Hamstring Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.