The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.