The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Brown catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
90%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.