The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.