The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Brown goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.