The Late Scratch Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Johnston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.