The Mystery Tweak Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.