The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnston is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.