The Phantom Flag Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.