The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.