The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.