The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.