The Snap Count Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.