The Mystery Tweak Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnston runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.