The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.