The Late Scratch Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.