The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Johnston is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.