The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.